Dear Dennis, Robbie, and Larry:Hey, whassup? So, since the 24 car has already been a rolling paradise to such driver cast-offs as Tomas Scheckter, Graham Rahal, and Paul Tracy, why not make it official?
For the remainder of the 2010 season, dedicate the 24 as home to the super-subs—sanctuary to all the rideless and semi-rideless shoes we’d love to see in the series full-time, but can’t... maybe throw a rookie in the deep end while you’re at it.
I knew you’d ask, so here’s my suggested lineup for the remaining races:
Toronto: Bruno Junqueira
Edmonton: Oriol Servia
Mid-Ohio: Graham Rahal
Infineon: Paul Tracy
Chicagoland: Graham Rahal
Kentucky: Ed Carpenter
Motegi: JR Hildebrand
Homestead: Wade Cunningham
Seems easy enough. Larry? Robbie? Bueller... anyone?
Much love,
Johnny Montona
Chairman, Unemployed IZOD IndyCar Drivers’ Advocacy Coalition
Chairman, Unemployed IZOD IndyCar Drivers’ Advocacy Coalition
[Um... that’s a lie. I’m not, not the chairman. And, well... there’s actually no coalition. Sorry. Uh, never mind. I feel dirty...]
P.S. Get well soon, M. Conway.
